we’re the millers (2013)

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Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of

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"I think that one of these days you’re going to have to find out where you want to go. And then you’ve got to start going there."

— J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via hannahsofia)

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"What is that you express in your eyes? It seems to me more than all the print I have read in my life."

— Walt Whitman (via creatingaquietmind)

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bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now

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Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

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To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

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Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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