orangespiced:

The harder the cat head bumps you, the more he loves you.

orangespiced:

The harder the cat head bumps you, the more he loves you.

(via fantasticcatadventures)

epic-humor:

this is why I love cats so much

(Source: explodes-into-space)

"You are not designed for everyone to like you."

— (via ixorha)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via hahahahahahahana)

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

(via raihaniac)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via sophisticatedsideponytail)

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

(Source: fiberstark, via fuckyeahnamyn)

slomps:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming, via hahahahahahahana)