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I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.
I live in Staten Island please come kill me please
Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad
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you’d think the world’s most powerful laser would be tenured
in this economy?
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*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*
*swings my arm around at maximum velocity and flings u into the sun*
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Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away
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lifehack
if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck
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